Sunday, November 4, 2007

That Noise Some Call "Music"

I love music. I don't know what I'd do if I went deaf. Seriously, I rely on it to survive....

Okay....



So, in case you didn't know, I have a huge man-crush on The BOSS. I'm talking about Bruce Springsteen, you dummy.
He is the most timeless artist, still kicking MAJOR ass 4 decades into his career, at age 58.
If you don't like him, I suggest you never talk to me again.



Springsteen through the ages.





After Springsteen, my next favorite band, much to John Lane's dismay, is QUEEN.

So Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Boo-fucking-hoo, John!! Grow your balls and accept that he's the greatest singer of all time!! :P

Do YOU have a commemorative English stamp??? Huh??? Do you???

Brian a-fucking-May-zing. The man's Jesus Christ on guitar.

He made his guitar out of a fucking fireplace for shit's sake!!



Then there's STORYoftheYEAR, mah homeboyz!!




And of course, the 90's-punk legend, BLINK-182.



Other favorite bands include:
The Arcade Fire
Coldplay [Just for 'The Scientist'. Can't stand most of their other stuff.]
LetterKILLS
Rage Against The Machine
Dashboard Confessional
Linkin Park

Other notable bands are:
Brand New
Taking Back Sunday
Jack Johnson
Counting Crows
Coheed and Cambria
The Killers
The Goo Goo Dolls



Going through my music library, here's are the artists I listen too that didn't make those two exclusive lists:

A*Teens, Ace Of Base, Aerosmith with Run-DMC, A-ha, The All-American Rejects, Aly & AJ, Andrew Bird, Angels Vnd Airwaves, Avril Lavigne, B.J. Thomas, The Baltimore Club, The Beach Boys, Beck, Ben Folds, Ben Lee, Benny Benassi, Better Than Exra, Big Blue Monkey, Bill Conti, Billy Joel, Bloodhound Gang, BoA, Bon Jovi, Box Car Racer, Boys Like Girls, Bright Eyes, Bryan Adams, Bury Your Dead, Cartel, Cat Stevens, Celine Dion, Cheap Trick, Cher, Cirva Survive, The Clash, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Death Cab For Cutie, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Dispatch, Eagle Eye Cherry, The Early November, Eiffel 65, Elvis Presley, Embrace, Enya, Fall Out Boy, Filter, Finch, Five For Fighting, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, The Fray, Garbage, George Harrison, Geto Boys, Goldfinger, Graham Colton Band, Green Day, Groove Armada, Guns N' Roses, Gym Class Heroes, Hall & Oates, Hoobastank, Howie Day, J.J. Abrams, Jack's Mannequin, Jake Shimabukuro, Jason Mraz, Jeff Buckley, Jimmy Eat World, J.J. Jackson, John Mayer, John Williams, Josh Groban, Journey, June, Justin Timberlake, Keane, Kings Of Leon, Kiss, The Kooks, Lifehouse, Limp Bizkit, Linda Ronstadt, Mando Diao, Mariah Carey, Marvin Gaye, Matchbox 20, Maurice Williams & the Zodiacs, MC Chris, Metallica, Michael Giacchino, Michelle Branch, Modern English, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtack, My Chemical Romance, Neil Young, New Found Glory, Nirvana, Nouvelle Vague, O-ZONE, Oasis, The Offspring, OK Go, The Only Ones, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Peter, Bjorn, & John, Plain White T's, POD, Raveonettes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Relient K, The Righteous Brothers, Rod Stewart, The Rolling Stones, Rush, Ryan Adams, Ryan Cabrera, Santana, Semisonic, Shania Twain, Sixpence None The Richer, The Sleeping, The Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Soul Asylum, The Spill Canvas, The Starting Line, Stealer's Wheel, Sugarcult, Sum 41, Switchfoot, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Tony Bennett, Trey Parker, UnderOATH, Unwritten Law, Van Halen, Vangelis, The Verve Pipe, Westlife, WES, The White Stripes, Whitney Houston, Yellowcard


So that's most of the artists I listen to, but I forgot afew....










I really like music, obviously. More than that, I know what I like. Here are my music specifics:


FAVORITE SINGERS:
Freddie Mercury [Queen]
Bruce Springsteen [Duh]
Mark Hoppus [blink-182]
Winn Butler [The Arcade Fire]
Zack De La Rocha [Rage Against The Machine]
Dan Marsala [STORYoftheYEAR]



FAVORITE GUITARISTS:
Brain May [Queen]
The Nose [STORYoftheYEAR]

Tom Morello [Rage Against The Machine]
Claudio Sanchez [Coheed and Cambria]
Bruce Springsteen [Duh]



FAVORITE BASSISTS:
Mark Hoppus [blink-182]

Tim Commerford [Rage Against The Machine]
The Skull [STORYoftheYEAR]
Geddy Lee [Rush]



FAVORITE DRUMMERS:
Travis Barker [blink-182]
Max Weinberg [Springsteen's E-Street Band]
Neil Peart [Rush]
Mark O'Connell [Taking Back Sunday]



FAVORITE LYRICISTS:
Bruce Springsteen [Duh]
Mark Hoppus [blink-182]
Winn Butler [The Arcade Fire]
Chris Martin [The Scientist]
Tom Delonge [blink-182]
Jack Johnson [Jack Johnson]
Freddie Mercury [Queen]



FAVORITE SONGWRITERS:
Bruce Springsteen [Duh]
Freddie Mercury [Queen]
Chris Carrabba [Dashboard Confessional]
Jesse Lacey [Brand New]
Tim Cordova [LetterKILLS]



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ARTISTS I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR:

  • Gwen Stefani
  • Shakira
  • 50 Cent
  • Fall Out Boy. They know why.
  • Kelly Clarkson
  • Sean Paul
  • Nickelback
  • Sean Kingston
  • Simple Plan
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • many others that make me too angry to even think about....


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THE BEST "WALL-OF-SOUND" TECHNIQUE SONGS:

BORN TO RUN
--Born To Run [Bruce Springsteen]

Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)
--Funeral [Arcade Fire]

Bohemian Rhapsody
--A Night At The Opera [Queen]

Mr. Brightside
--Hot Fuss [The Killers]

The Adventure
--We Don't Need To Whisper [Angels Vnd Airwaves]

Radio Nowhere
--Magic [Bruce Springsteen]

Keep The Car Running
--Neon Bible [Arcade Fire]



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MY FAVORITE 1-HIT WONDERS

These technically aren't "one-hit wonders," but these are songs that I really liked that were the only things you ever heard of the artist.

  • "Stuck In The Middle With You" -- Stealer's Wheel
  • "Take A Picture" -- Filter
  • "Come On Eileen" -- Dexy's Midnight Runners
  • "Stay (Just A Little Bit Longer)" -- Maurice Williams and the Zodiacs
  • "I Melt With You" -- Modern English
  • "Save Tonight" -- Eagle Eye Cherry
  • "Roll To Me" -- Del Amitri
  • "Closing Time" -- Semisonic
  • "Runaway Train" -- Soul Asylum
  • "Freshmen" -- The Verve Pipe

Mah Movie Blog [Updated 05.29.08]

My Favorite Films Of All Time



  1. Forrest Gump
  2. The Godfather
  3. Lover's Concerto

  4. Superman II

  5. Rocky

  6. A Moment To Remember

  7. Goodfellas

  8. Glory

  9. Remember The Titans

  10. The Great Mouse Detective

  11. L.A. Confidential
  12. The Princess Bride
  13. Black Hawk Down
  14. The Matrix
  15. Snatch

  16. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

  17. Titan A.E.

  18. Spirited Away
  19. October Sky

  20. Miracle

  21. Warriors Of Virtue

  22. Gallipoli

  23. Fracture

  24. The Prestige

  25. Team America: World Police








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The Greatest Performances In Cinema History [In My Opinion]







This is a list of other performances that I thought stood out above the rest.







To me, what makes a good performance is when the actor or actress convinces you that their character is real; that in fact that character is them. When you start to develop emotions towards that character, whether it be admiration, distain, etc., then that actor did a good job.







So, here's the actor/actress, their role, and the film it was in:




Marlon Brando [Don Vito Corleone]; The Godfather
Christopher Reeve [Superman/Kent Clark]; Superman II
Tom Hanks [Forrest Gump]; Forrest Gump
Robert De Niro [Jimmy Conway]; Goodfellas
Eric Bana [Avner]; Munich
Jim Carey [Ace Ventura]; Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Harrison Ford [Richard Kimball]; The Fugitive

Al Pacino ['Lefty' Ruggiero]; Donnie Brasco
Michael Madsen [Mr. Blonde]; Reservoir Dogs
Robert Duvall [Tom Hagen]; The Godfather
Sean Penn [Sam Dawson]; I Am Sam
Robin Wright Penn [Princess Buttercup]; The Princess Bride
Eugene Levy [Jim's Dad]; American Pie
Hugh Jackman [Robert Angier]; The Prestige


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HOT ACTRESSES

Jennifer Aniston
Bruce Almighty


Sarah Michelle Gellar
Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Alicia Sliverstone
Clueless
Megan Fox
Transformers


Joanna 'JoJo' Levesque
Aquamarine

Diane Kruger [Oh those Germans....]
National Treasure


Katie Holmes Cruise
Batman Begins


Rachel Blanchard
Road Trip


Blake Lively
Accepted


Monica Bellucci
Shoot 'Em Up


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(IN MY OPINION) THE MOST INSPIRING FILMS EVER

These are films that I find very inspiring, for different reasons. The inspiration they give me comes in different emotions for each film, but they all [pathetically, maybe] convince me, for just a little while, that I can actually do something in the world....


Below, the film is listed, along with the name of the Director, who made the film what it is. Below that is why I feel the film is inspiring.






  1. Forrest Gump
    Robert Zemeckis
    "Forrest Gump does everything, despite being mentally handicapped. Sure, it's fiction, but watching the world turn through the eyes of Forrest helps me see everything in a different perspective, where anything is achievable if I believe it to be so."


  2. Remeber The Titans
    Boaz Yakin/Jerry Bruckheimer [PRODUCER]
    "This movie is mainly about overcoming racism. It is also about reaching your potential. I found that this film inspired me to believe that with my friends, I could do something amazing, and the way the team overcame the obstacles of racism and other prejudices, that victory is worth the trouble."


  3. Rocky
    John G. Avildsen
    "Ask anyone the universal under-dog film, and they will [or should, especially if they're American] tell you it's Rocky. This isn't a film about winning. This is a film about proving something to yourself and yourself only. The setting in which Rocky gets the chance to fight Apollo, the champ choosing a local small-time Philly boxer for an exhibition match, may make it seem at first to be unimportant. I mean, who cares about an exhibition match? Rocky does, and that's all that matters. He doesn't even want to win. He just wants to 'go the distance'. And he does, reminding me that having a go and giving it all I've got is all that matters."


  4. Miracle
    Gavin O'Connor
    "This movie is more about good guys versus bad guys, but it was still a very inspirational movie. The way the team comes together to become the best in the world does the same thing to me that Remember The Titans does, if not as profoundly."


  5. Apollo 13
    Ron Howard
    "This film is about one of the most captivating incidents in recent history that united the whole country. They way they fight like hell and never give up inspires me to keep fighting every day for my dreams. The fact that this was based on a factual event makes it even more dramatic."


  6. Glory
    Edward Zwick
    "Like Remember The Titans, this film deals with racism, and is also based on a true story. There is a magic formula for film-making that consists of seeing two very different characters or groups of characters come together to triumph in some way. Even though all the soldiers, black and white, are killed, they scored an unbeatable point against racism by uniting to take a stand against it, and inspiring me to fight my guts out for something I strongly believe in."


  7. October Sky
    Joe Johnston
    "Another 'true story' film that inspires better than most. This inspiration in this film is derived from the basic plotline; a nobody from nowhere going on to do something great, and the best part is that it drew him together with someone very important to him, which is the ultimate victory."

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MY FAVORITE QUOTES FROM FILMS


These are my favorite quotes from movies, some of which are not in my Top 25 Favorite Films. They don't really have an order, since that would be too hard, as they encompass a wide range of topics.

Given is the quote, the actor or actress who said it, their character, and the film they were in.

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
--Marlon Brando as DON VITO CORLEONE [The Godfather]

"And if, by chance, an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you."
--Marlon Brando as DON VITO CORLEONE [The Godfather]

"Yo, Adrian!"
--Sylvester Stallone as ROCKY BALBOA [ROCKY]

"I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible."
--Dennis Farina as AVI [Snatch]

"When you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop."
--Lenny McLean as BARRY THE BAPTIST [Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels]

"Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite!"
--Graham Champan as KING ARTHUR [Monty Python and the Holy Grail]

"Fuhgit abouddit."
--Johnny Depp as DONNIE BRASCO [Donnie Brasco]

"Ya like dags?"
--Brad Pitt as MICKEY [Snatch]

"Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then!"
--Jim Carrey as ACE VENTURA [Ace Ventura: Pet Detective]

"Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think that the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."
--J.K. Simmons as MAC MACGUFF [Juno]

"Dis--Dis is a.... Fuck!!"
--Ajay Naidu as SAMIR [Office Space]

"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear."
--Ron Livingston as PETER GIBBONS [Office Space]

"I like men now!"
--Nancy Cartwright as RALPHIE [The Simpsons Movie]

"You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay."
--Paul Rudd as DAVID [40-Year-Old Virgin]

"Oh shit! The cops!!"
--Seth Rogan as OFFICER MICHAELS [Superbad]

"Well, funny thing about my back, is it's located on my cock."
--Jonah Hill as SETH [Superbad]

"If there's anything you need, I won't be far away."
--Tom Hanks as FORREST GUMP [FORREST GUMP]

MY LIFE GOALS

There are alot of things we all want to accomplish in life. Here are the things that I need to do before I die.

In no particular order:


--Own a 1969 Camaro RS/SS.

--Go to another Mass of the Church of Springsteen.

--Tell Fall Out Boy they're FAGS for stealing STORYoftheYEAR's 'lil 360-spin.

--Go to an Arsenal - Tottenham English football match. One of the greatest rivalries in sports history.

--Restore a sweet classic car.

--Sneak into Roswell and find out whether there are aliens or not, then tell Mr. Kujath.

--Get filthy rich.

--Get married to the most wonderful girl ever.

--Have a family.

--Live happily ever after....

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Names, Names, Names....

Throughout life, you hear some pretty weird names. I have a weird thing with names. They help define who you are and what you're associated with. I don't know where this is going, so I'm just gonna list my favorite names here.


There's really no point to this post, but it's up anyways....




MY FAVORITE LAST NAMES: [Who They Are]
van Bommel: Mark, Dutch footballer.
Falcone: Frank, L.A. Don in the novel The Godfather.
Marciano: Rocky, the greatest boxer of all time.
Bergkamp: Dennis, Dutch footballer.
Reeve: Christopher, SUPERMAN.
Vercetti: Tommy, character in the Grand Theft Auto game series.
Kuszczak: Tomasz, Polish footballer.
Doucette: John, Lourdes alum.
Sheen: Martin, American actor.
Shearer: Alan, English footballer.
Vennegoor of Hesselink: Jan, Dutch Footballer.
Overmars: Marc, Dutch footballer.
Keane: Roy, or Robbie, Irish footballers.
Carruthers: Donald, character in the film "Smokin' Aces".
Kromkamp: Jan, Dutch footballer.
Kennedy: John, president.
Krstajic: Mladen, Serbia & Montenegro footballer.

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MY FAVORITE FIRST NAMES:

Boys:
Mark
Haley
Beau
Elliott
Rocco
Dallas
Jackson
Ryan
Brennan
Reeve
Keanu
Aliaksandr
Henry
Charlie
Lysander
Gunnar
Bernardoooooooo!!

Girls:
Aleyna
Lana
Lourdes
Alisse
Jennifer
Amberlynn
Lidianna
Evelyn
Lois
Belle
Lena
Summer
Leia
Juliet
Di Anna


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Weird Words Or Names I'd Put In My Kids' Names: [Like, Just Stick It In The Middle Or Something....]

Cougar [BOY]
[It's a sweet animal, and Cougar was the best pilot before Maverick "slid" in.]

Camaro [BOY]
[Pretty much the sweetest car ever, French slang for "companion".]

Artemis Entreri [BOY]
[Assassin from some book series John Kelsey was really into.]

Montolio [BOY]
[Another character from John's books.]

Arturo [BOY]
[Arturo Gatti; Canadian boxer of Italian descent.]

Avanti [GIRL]
[A car made by Studebaker. An ugly car, but a sweet name.]

Valenti [GIRL]
[Album by Korean pop star BoA.]

Arielli [GIRL]
[An Italian city.]


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THE SWEETEST NICKNAMES EVER:

The BOSS
[Bruce Springsteen--Do I need to explain?]

The Little General
[Dick Advocaat--Famous Dutch football manager whose mentor was "The General".]

Bugsy
[Pat Carr.--From his dad]

Big Chief
[Pat Carr Sr.--Just because.]

The Italian Stallion
[Rocky Balboa--THE American underdog.]

The Roadrunner
[Marc Overmars--because he was quick as hell.]



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SWEET FULL NAMES

These are the sweetest full names I've ever heard. They are either really awesome or really weird. First is the name, then the pronunciation [as far as I know], and who they are.

  • Marco Boogers [Mahr-koh Boh-gers]--Dutch footballer from the '90s
  • Milan Mandaric [Mee-lahn Mahn-duh-rick]--Serbian business tycoon
  • Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink [Yahn Vehn-egg-ore uhf Heh-seh-link]--Dutch footballer
  • Artavazd Karamyan [Ahr-tahv-ahz Kah-rahm-yuhn]--Armenian footballer
  • Jiri Jarosik [Yeer-ee Yahr-oh-sick]--Czech footballer
  • Jussi Jääskeläinen [Yoo-zee Yahs-kehl-ein-uhn]--Finnish footballer
  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic [Zlah-tuhn Ee-brah-hee-moh-vich]--Swedish footballer
  • Eric Djemba-Djemba [Eh-rick Jem-bah Jem-bah]--Cameroonese footballer
  • Obafemi Martins [Oh-bah-feh-mee Mahr-tins]--Nigerian footballer

Yeah.... So they're almost all footballers.... Isn't that neat....

Saturday, October 20, 2007

My Favorite LYRICS Of All Time [12.24.07]




Bruce Springsteen [Duh.]--Badlands
Well, for the ones who had a notion, a notion deep inside,
That it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive....







So, here it is. I haven't established a certain set of criteria that a song has to meet in order for its lyrics to make this list, these ones are just lyrics that I really connect with [Especially the last one : P].
There isn't really a "set" order, exept that they're in order of most to least-favorite based on my mood right now at 1:58 in the morning, when my brain isn't functioning normal.
This list will get changed fairly often as I decide I like other lyrics....




Mark Hoppus [blink-182]--Going Away To College
Please take me by the hand,
It's so cold out tonight.
I'll put blankets on the bed;
I won't turn out the light,
Just don't forget to think about me,
And I won't forget you;
“I'll write you once a week” she said....
Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off?
And if young love is just a game,
Then I must have missed the kick off.
Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything,
But I'd go through hell for you, and
I haven't been this scared in a long time.
And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine;
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody.
This world's an ugly place,

But you're so beautiful to me....


Winn Butler [The Arcade Fire]--Antichrist Television Blues
Lord, would you send me a sign,
‘Cause I just gotta know if I’m wasting my time....



Chris Carrabba [Dashboard Confessional]--Vindicated
Defense is paper thin;
Just one touch and I'd be in
Too deep now, to ever swim against the current,
So let me slip away....
So let me slip away....
So let me slip away....
So let me slip against the current,
So let me slip away....



Chris Martin [Coldplay]--The Scientist
Come up to meet you, tell you I’m sorry.
You don’t know how lovely you are.
I had to find you; tell you I need you,
Tell you I set you apart.
Tell me your secrets, and ask me your questions.
Oh, let’s go back to the start....
Running in circles, coming up tails,

Heads on a science apart.
I was just guessing, at numbers and figures,
Pulling your puzzles apart.
Questions of science, science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart.
Running in circles, chasing our tails,
Coming back as we are....



Shane Filan [Westlife]--Flying Without Wings
So, impossible as they may seem,
You've got to fight for every dream.
'Cause who's to know which one you let go
Would have made you complete?
Well, for me it's waking up beside you,
To watch the sunrise on your face....
To know that I can say I love you
In any given time or place....
It's little things that only I know;
Those are the things that make you mine.



Tom Delonge [blink-182]--Not Now
Come here, please hold my hand for now.
Help me, I'm scared, please show me how to fight this,
God has a master plan and I guess
I am in His demand....
I see a light it, feels good.
And I'll come back soon just like you would.
It's useless, my name has made the list.
And I wish, I gave you one last kiss....
Please stay until I'm gone.
I'm here hold on,
To me I'm right here waiting....
And take my one last breath,

And don't forget
That I will be right here waiting....



Mark Hoppus [blink-182]--Feelin' This
Look to the past,
And remember and smile.
And maybe tonight
I can breathe for awhile.
I'm not in the scene;
I think I'm fallin' asleep.
But then all that it means is
I'll always be dreaming of you....



Connor Oberst [Bright Eyes]--First Day Of My Life
This is the first day of my life.
I think I was blind before I met you.
Now I don’t know where I am,
I don’t know where I’ve been,
But I know where I want to go....
And so I thought I’d let you know
That these things take forever,
I especially am slow.
But I realize that I need you
And I wondered if I could come home....
And you said “This is the first day of my life.
I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you....”



Bruce Springsteen [Duh.]--Better Days
Well, my soul checked out missing as I sat listening
To the hours and minutes tickin' away.
Yeah, just sittin' around, waitin' for my life to begin
While it was all just slippin' away.
I'm tired of waitin' for tomorrow to come,
Or that train to come roarin' 'round the bend.
I got a new suit of clothes a pretty red rose
For a woman I can call my friend....
Now my ass was draggin' when, from a passin' gypsy wagon,
Your heart like a diamond shone.
These are better days,
There's better days shining through....
These are better days.
Better days with a girl like you....



Bruce Springsteen [Duh.]--Waitin' On A Sunny Day
It's rainin', but there ain't a cloud in the sky.
Must have been a tear from your eye....
Everything'll be okay.
Funny, thought I felt a sweet summer breeze.
Must have been you sighin' so deep....
Don't worry we're gonna find a way.



Jack Johnson [Jack Johnson]--Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
Now I was sitting, waiting, wishing,
That you believed in superstitions,
Then maybe you'd see the signs.
But Lord knows that this world is cruel,
And I ain't the Lord, no I'm just a fool.
Learning loving somebody don't make them love you....


Robert Smith [The Cure]--Just Like Heaven
Daylight licked me into shape;

I must have been asleep for days....
And moving lips to breathe her name,
I opened up my eyes,
And found myself alone;
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved,
And drowned her deep inside of me....
You,
Soft and only
You,
Lost and lonely
You,
Just like heaven....


Mark Hoppus [blink-182]--Dammit
A day late,
A buck short.
I'm writing
The report
On losing,
And failing.
When I move,
I'm flailing now....



Mark Hoppus [blink-182]--Adam's Song
I traced the cord back to the wall;
No wonder it was never plugged in at all....
I took my time, I hurried up,
The choice was mine I didn't think enough.



Bruce Springsteen [Duh.]--Blood Brothers
Now there's so much that time, time and memory fade away.
We got our own roads to ride, and chances we gotta take.
We stood side by side, each one fightin' for the other.
We said until we died we'd always be blood brothers....
On through the houses of the dead,
Past those fallen in their tracks.
Always movin' ahead, and never lookin' back.
Now I'm out here on this road,
Alone on this road tonight.
I close my eyes and feel so manyfriends around me
In the early evening light.
And the miles we have come,
And the battles won and lost,
Are just so many roads traveled,
So many rivers crossed.
And I ask God for the strength,
And faith in one another
'Cause it's a good night for a ride,
'Cross this river to the other side....
But the stars are burnin' bright, like some mystery uncovered.
I'll keep movin' through the dark, with you in my heart,
My blood brother....



Billie Joe Armstrong [Green Day]--Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while....
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right;
I hope you had the time of your life....



Scarface, Willie D, Bushwick Bill [Geto Boys]--Damn, It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right.
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin’ mouth
‘Cause real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights.
And niggas always gotta high cap,
Showin' all his boys how he shot ‘em.
But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts,
‘Cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got ‘em.
And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta,
‘Cause gangsta-ass niggas think deep.
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7,
‘Cause real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep.
And all I gotta say to you
Wanna-be, gonna-be, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas;
‘Cause when the fire dies down, what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta....
And damn, it feels good to be a gangsta,
I mean one that you don't really know.
Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz,
Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'.
Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors;
Some got killed in the past.
But this gangsta here is a smart one;
Started living for the lord and I'll last.
Now all I gotta say to you
Wanna-be, gonna-be, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas:
When the shit jumps off, what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta....
And damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
A real gangsta-ass nigga knows the play.
Real gangsta-ass niggas gets the flyest of the bitches;
Ask that gangsta-ass nigga Little Jake.
Now bitches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign,
And play the role of Little Miss Sweet.
But catch the bitch all alone, get the digit, take her out,
And end up hittin' the ass with the meat.
‘Cause gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas,
And everything’s quiet in the clique.
A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger,
And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off shit.
Real gangsta-ass niggas don't talk much;
All you hear is the black from the gun blast.
And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit,
‘Cause real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast.
Now when you in the free world talkin' shit, do the shit.
Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya.
But niggas like myself kick back and peep game,
‘Cause damn, it feels good to be a gangsta....
And now, a word from the President:
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta,
Gettin’ voted into the White House.
Everything’s lookin’ good to the people of the world,
But the Mafia family is my boss.
So every now and then, I owe a favor gettin' down,
Like lettin' a big drug shipment through.
And send 'em to the poor community,
So we can bust you know who.
So voters of the world, keep supportin' me
And I promise to take you very far.
Other leaders better not upset me,
Or I'll send a million troops to die at war.
To all you Republicans that helped me win.
I sincerely like to thank you.
‘Cause now I got the world swingin' from my nuts,
And damn, it feels good to be a gangsta....

Sunday, September 23, 2007

MY VOETBAL/FUßBALL/LE FOOT/NOGOMET/CALCIO/KNATTSPYRNA/JALKAPALLO/FUTBOL/SOCCER/FOOTBALL BLOG*


Shefki Kuqi [Blackburn Rovers/FINLAND] doing his thing.



I really love.... Whatever the heck you call it. My favorite leagues are the English Premier League and Dutch Eredivisie, because the Dutch are producing some of the best young players ever.

My favorite clubs are Arsenal because Dennis Bergkamp played there, Bayern Munich only because Mark van Bommel plays there, and PSV Eindhoven because it was Guus Hiddink's true club and had created some of the best players in the world.


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MY ULTIMATE XI


[Dennis Bergkamp, the great Arsenal legend.]


Due to the rediculously long history of football, I only chose players I've seen play, so therefore players from recent history. That's why there's no Johan Cruijff [ORANJE!!], Franz Beckenbauer [GERMANY], Pelé [BRAZIL], Gerd Müller [GERMANY], Deigo Maradona [ARGENTINA], Lev Yashin [SOVIET UNION], Michel Platini [FRANCE], George Best [NORTHERN IRELAND], the list goes on....




So, here's the position key so you know what's what for those of you who don't know what's what.

ATTACK
ST=Striker
CF=Center Forward

MIDFIELD
LWM=Left-Wing Midfielder
RWM=Right-Wing Midfielder
CAM=Center-Attacking Midfielder
RCDM=Right-Center-Defensive Midfielder
LCDM=Left-Center-Defensive Midfielder

DEFENSE
LB=Left Back
RB=Right Back
SW=Sweeper
GK=Goalkeeper

The formation I use is not common at all. In fact, I've only seen it used twice, by teams that play totaalvoetbal [Dutch for Total Football; look it
up], a style of play mastered by Johan Cruijff and is, in my opinion, the best style of play.So that's why I chose this formation.

--------------- ST-------------
-------------CF ---------------
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-LWM--------CAM ------RWM-
------LCDM------- RCDM------
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----LB -----------------RB----
--------------SW -------------
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--------------GK--------------

Just for kicks and giggles, (C) designates the captain of the team.

After the position, I gave the player's name, his club status, and country, then put a cute little picture so if you ever go to wherever and see him you can start screaming, "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!"

Some players club status says "retired." That's because they're retired. Duh. But I have only put players on this that I have seen on the T.V. with my own two eyes. So they count.

Oh yeah, and ORANJE is the Dutch word I use for my beloved NEDERLANDS.



Okay, so here we go:


ST: Alan Shearer [Retired/ENGLAND]


CF: Dennis Bergkamp [Retired/ORANJE!!]


LWM: Marc Overmars [Retired/ORANJE!!]


CAM: Robert Pirès [Villarreal/FRANCE]


RWM: Esteban Cambiasso [Inter Milan/ARGENTINA]



LCDM: Mark van Bommel (C) [Bayern Munich/ORANJE!!]


RCDM: Roy Keane [Retired/IRELAND]


LB: Denis Irwin [Retired/IRELAND]



RB: Choi Jin-Cheul [Cheonbuk Motors/KOREA]


SW: Frank de Boer [Retired/ORANJE!!]


GK: Marcos [Palmeiras/BRAZIL]




'Course, you need subs, or everyone will die. Here are my subs:

ST: Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink [Celtic F.C./ORANJE!!]


CF: Robbie Keane [Tottenham Hotspur/IRELAND]


CF: Obafemi Martins [Newcastle United/NIGERIA]


LWM: Lee Eul-Yong [F.C. Seoul/KOREA]


CAM: Ibrahim Afellay [PSV Eindhoven/ORANJE!!]


CDM: Cesc Fabregas [My beloved Arsenal/SPAIN]


CDM: Johann Vogel [Real Betis/SWITZERLAND]


CB: Christoph Metzelder [Real Madrid/GERMANY]


CB: Pascal Cygan [Villarreal/FRANCE]


SW: Frank Baumann [SV Werder Bremen/GERMANY]


GK: Mark Schwarzer [Middlesbrough/AUSTRALIA]


GK: Jens Lehmann [My beloved Arsenal/GERMANY]




Okay, quick Country-count:

NEDERLANDS = 6
GERMANY = 3
IRELAND = 3
FRANCE = 2
KOREA = 2
ARGENTINA = 1

AUSTRALIA = 1
BRAZIL = 1
ENGLAND = 1
NIGERIA = 1
SPAIN = 1
SWITZERLAND = 1


Wow.... I've got like a NEDERLANDER fetish or something....



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Also, of the 23 players on my team, 10 of them are/were captains at their club, and 7 are/were captains for their country.





That's right. For just $5, or roughly €3.71, you can gain the respect of the whole world.

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Of course, the team needs a coaching staff, too.


Manager: Guus Hiddink [Russia National Team/ORANJE!!]


Trainer: Pim Verbeek [Korea National Team/ORANJE!!]


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The positions of RWM and the whole Defense was hard to select because, for RWM, I can't for whatever reason think of a RWM I really like. Cambiasso comes the closest. He usually plays in a defensive center-midfielder position, but I really wanted him starting. He has amazing ball distribution skills.

For Defense, I just can't think of a defense made up of my favorite players that would work good together. Oh well....
So, as you can see, many of my players are retired or, if you look them up, are very old for football [34 is pushing it]. That just goes to show that I favor beautiful football. Football was at its best in the late 1990's and early 2000's, when most of my players were at their prime.






GOD celebrating his last goal for Arsenal, which was coicidentally on Dennis Bergkamp Day.







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*For anyone who was curious, here's the language each word in my title is from:

VOETBAL: Dutch

FUßBALL: German
LE FOOT: French
NOGOMET: Croatian
CALCIO: Italian
KNATTSPYRNA: Icelandic
JALKAPALLO: Finnish
FUTBOL: Spanish
SOCCER: American-English
FOOTBALL: Real English